I don’t know how to properly introduce the awesomeness that is this video.

So I won’t.

‘Captain America’ Actor Announced!

After nearly two years of speculation, The Hollywood Reporter broke the news on Monday that┬áChris Evans will be playing Marvel Comics’ iconic hero Captain America in the big-screen adaptation. Unfortunately, the only two people who care about this are Chris Evans and Marvel Comics.

“The Haunting of Molly Hartley”: A Review by Sarah

Sarah and I just finished watching The Haunting of Molly Hartley. It was horrible, especially the ending, and I’ve never seen Sarah so angry at a movie before. So angry in fact, that she stood up and yelled at the TV,

“Who gave that douchebag a million dollars to make that movie?!”

Well said, baby.

“The Number 23”: It Works!

Sarah and I just watched “The Number 23” with Jim Carrey. In keeping with the spirit of the movie (where the number 23 is everywhere and doggone-it, it’s out to kill you!) I now present my short, but 23-laden review:

23 is composed of a 2 and a 3

2+3 = 5

23-5 = 18

The 18th letter of the alphabet is “R”.

The 5th letter of the alphabet is “E”.

And, of course, R and E are the first two letters of “RETARDED.”

Yep. It works.


Still in Florida

Last night Sarah and I were watching 28 Weeks Later, the sequel to the zombie-type horror flick 28 Days Later. We had to turn the movie off halfway through.

Not because it was too scary (and it was).

Not because it was too intense (and it was intense, too).

Not because it was bloody and gory and violent (check, check, and check).

No…we had to stop the movie halfway through because we couldn’t keep our hands off of each other.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you know the honeymoon hasn’t ended.