Today I was walking downtown and was approached by two fat girls coming in the opposite direction. They were walking side-by-side and as someone who has a pretty well-developed sense of size, I knew there was no way all three of us were going to fit on the sidewalk at the same time.
And this brings me to my request: If you’re not going to go single-file for three or four steps while I try to squeeze past, can you at least not give me a dirty look like I’m the one in the way?
Thanks, fat people. Thanks.