I’ve seen them. You’ve seen them. Every once in a while these two-headed beasts pop up on Facebook and I always shake my head in disgust. BobAndSallyJones. TomAndTinaSmith. ControllingWifeAndGuyWhoIsntTrustedToSurfTheInternetAlone. I’m referring, of course, to Couples Who Share A Facebook Account.
Ok, just stop it.