I’m in Atlantic City for a couple of days and judging by the people wandering the hallways of Harrah’s Casino/Hotel, the New Jersey Hair Gel convention must be in full swing. Other groups of people that appear to be gathering in large numbers are:
- The American Collection of Women Over 65 with Dyed Hair Who Wear Sunglasses Indoors
- The local chapter of WWBWST: Women Who Wear Blouses With Sparkly Trim
- The International Association of Asians in Shiny Yellow Suits
- The Elderly Women with Loud Smoky Laughs conglomerate
- The Northeastern Fat Men with Goatees, Shell Necklaces, and Lance Armstrong Bracelet Conference
Although something tells me these people gather here every weekend. Just a hunch.