I went to Costco today and I left the building a better man.
As I was pushing my cart through the warehouse’s aisles, I of course made sure to swing by the DVD section. Not that I was looking for anything in specific but if you know me then you know I likes my DVDs. A few things caught my eye and a few were so interesting I had to pick them up and give them further examination (the first two seasons of “The Muppet Show” and the M. Night Shyamalan 2-pack). But it was very easy for me to put them back on the shelf and continue my shopping.
I’m going to be getting married soon and I need to be a little wiser with how I spend my money.
And then I saw it.
The Saturday Night Live 10-pack. That’s right. Ten DVDs featuring the Best of Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Will Ferrell, Christopher Walken, and–oh snap–Steve Martin. Depending on where you go, these DVDs are usually available for anywhere from $9.99 to $14.99 apiece. This convenient box set was selling for $47.
I mean come on, that’s a great deal, right? I slowly put the DVDs back on the shelf and continued on my way.
And a few minutes later I returned. I slowed down to a crawl and did a drive-by second-looking. I didn’t stop. I kept going.
I snaked in and out of the aisles until I was satisfied with the items in my cart and then made my way back to the DVD section for a third time. Again, my cart did not stop, but holy schnikeys I wanted to.
I made my way back to the front, paid, and made it out to the parking lot. I called Sarah immediately to brag about how strong I was.
Nice try, SNL. Close. Very close. But no cigar.