WARNING: I am about to ruin a store for you.
You may or may not have heard of the department store chain Menards (pronounced meh-NARDS), but it’s pretty prevalent here in Indiana. There are commercials for it on TV all the time (“Menards!”, “Save at Menards!!”, “Check out Menards!”).
Maybe I’m immature, but every time I hear the commercial and they scream “Menards!” I think a British guy just got kicked between the legs.
And now you will, too. You’re welcome.