Today I saw something on the street that was so funny (or at least to me it was) I had to stop and write it down. I walked up another half-block, ducked under the awning of a hotel, pulled my book of funny thoughts from my back pocket, and wrote about the Big Scary Black Lady For Jesus.
On the corner of (I think) 6th and 47th there was this tall Amazonian black woman dressed nicely in a black and white power-outfit. Black skirt and white top. She looked like your average businesswoman except for the fact see she was waving yellow pamphlets and screaming angrily.
As I got closer I heard what she was yelling about. She was mad about The Good News. Not that she was necessarily a fan, she was just mad about it. “Think about how good God is to us!!” She wasn’t just raising her voice so she could be heard, she was actually yelling at people like she was in the middle of a fight. “Think about how good God is to us!!” Not suggesting people think about it, but demanding it.
Then a short little bald white guy walked by and she got right in his face and screamed, “THINK ABOUT IT!!!!”
I’m not exaggerating. She yelled it right in this guy’s face and I laughed my crazy head off. People walking by probably thought I was the crazy one because I was walking by myself, laughing, but man it was worth it.