I had a meeting yesterday with someone I’m not a big fan of (and, truth be told, they’re probably not president of the Ed Fan Club, either). They had me shut the door to the office when I entered and as soon as I sat they glared at me and grumbled, “Ok, I’m not judging you.”
Which made me laugh because when someone shoots M-80s at you with their eyes and says, “Ok, I’m not judging you” we all know what they’re really saying is, “Hey guess what? I’m totally gonna judge you.”