Archive for November, 2006

EVA LONGORIA ENGAGED!!

….thus bringing an end to another dream I never would have attained anyhow.

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The Ed-Pire Strikes Back

As promised/warned/threatened (depending on your point of view) I mentioned I would be trying to book another open mic night at Snickerz comedy Bar in Fort Wayne. I received confirmation today that my next appearance will be Thursday, December 21 at 7:00pm. A nice chance for you to have a few laughs before the roller [...]

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Kramer Does Stand-Up!

I’m sure by now you’ve seen the clip of Seinfeld’s “Kramer” AKA Michael Richards at a recent appearance at the Laugh Factory in L.A. All I can say is…that jerk stole my act!
Great. Now I have to start all over.

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Musical Hammer

Today I was painting a bathroom in a house and the only other person inside was the carpet guy. He was in the room down the hall hammering nails and what-not.
BambamBAM. BambamBAM. BamBAMbambamBAM
Over and over again. And after a while, I was like Hey, I know that song.
BambamBAM. BambamBAM. BamBAMbambamBAM
So I put down my brush, [...]

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Snickerz: A Review by Me

As you may have heard, Thursday night I did some open mic stand-up comedy at Snickerz Comedy Bar here in Ft Wayne. It was a packed house; there were about 350-400 people in the audience and I had a blast. I asked my good friend and co-writer Doney to help me review some of the [...]

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Things That Make You Go…HUH?

I was grocery shopping last night at my local Kroger’s (that’s right, I was Krogering) and I saw a sign they put up to help them get rid of their Halloween crap. The sign actually said:
HEY HALLOWEEN LOVERS!
75% OFF ALL HALLOWEEN MERCHANDISE
not including candy or costumes

I mean…what else is there? Bargain prices on Monster Mash [...]

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Go Buckeyes!! …?

A couple of weeks ago Dad and I made the journey to Columbus OH to watch Ohio State University play Indiana University. I’m not really a follower of college football but my cousins Gena and Nikki had some extra tickets and it’d been a long time since I got to see them, so I didn’t [...]

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