How To Make Fun Of A Relative

It’s Fair Week here in Dekalb County, Indiana. The carnies and their Tents Of Questionable Odors blew into town a week ago and will be gone for another year in just a few hours.
When I was younger I used to love going to the fair and bumping into friends and family as I strolled the [...]

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…But I Can See How You’d Confuse The Two

This week Dad and I are doing some work for a friend of his. She owns a two-story house that she bought with the intention of fixing up and re-selling for a nifty profit. She hired us at the beginning of the summer to do a little work, claiming her ASSISTANT would be doing the [...]

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I Hate Your MySpace Page

Your MySpace page is ridiculous. And you know who you are.
You fill your page with so much crap it takes me 36 minutes to load the entire thing (and I have a cable connection). Did you know that in the time it takes your page to fully load 13 kids in Africa died from rickets [...]

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Robbed

Someone stole my money clip, doggonit.
Last night I went to drop off my rent and decided to drive instead of walk. I stuck my money clip in the little console between the driver and passenger seats and forgot to grab it when I returned. Of course, when I went out to get it this morning, [...]

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