Archive for September, 2004

They’re Getting My People

Today the doorbell rang and outside was a nicely-dressed man, his wife (I assume), and their two kids (again, I assume). I answered the door and the man told me “Hello, I am a-Spanish speaking Jehovah Witness. Do you speak-a Spanish?”
My only thought was “Oh no!! Jehovah’s Witnesses have run out of white people to [...]

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“Arrested Development”

FINALLY.
This FOX show won the Emmy for Best Comedy, and it’s about time this show gets some respect. If you have never seen this show, SHAME ON YOU. This is one of the best new shows to come out in a long time and like most shows that are good and well-written and flat-out hilarious, [...]

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This Deadly City

Poor Nashville. It cannot help but to suck.
Besides being the hub of The Devil (AKA the Christian Music Industry) it’s just not a good place to be. AND IT COULD KILL YOU. So I am posting this plea in hopes that all of my Nashville friends will read it and we will all pool our [...]

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My Toaster

My toaster has a setting that goes from light to dark. Now I can understand having different levels to cook the toast to your specific preference, but what I don’t understand is why the highest setting basically transforms a piece of bread into a smoldering chunk of carbon.
Who eats their toast like this?
What brain-dead astro-boy [...]

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Bloopers In Heaven

It is my firm belief (or at least my firm hope) that when we get to heaven, there will be gag reels of our lives waiting there for everyone to see and laugh at. I am picturing a time when all of us will gather together, the lights will dim, and we’ll see bloopers from [...]

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Things That Make Me Go “Hmmm”

I was updating my email address book today and decided to do a bit of purging. Which basically means I have deleted all of the names of people who refuse to ever respond to my emails. I mean if they aren’t going to write back, then they don’t deserve to know what’s new with Edwardo.
I [...]

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